Merry Christmas! Mortal Kombat on Game Boy is an awful game. But Tanya and I struggle through it. We also speculate on which Mortal Kombat character uses a rice cooker. We speak briefly about the retro gaming gifts we receive, but mostly we chat about how terrible this game is. Trust us, Mortal Kombat on Game Boy is bad. If the controls were improved it wouldn’t have been a bad port at all!